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Sunday, April 13, 2014

The Return by Carter Vance : A Review

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We thank our guest reviewer Deepika Anandakrishnan for this honest review. Read along for her take on The Return! 
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BOOK TITLE: The Return

AUTHOR: Carter Vance

REVIEW:
          Geoff Allen is a banker possessed by curiosity, when he comes across a book on the Templars, inside a secret library while vacationing at his friend’s place. It leads him on a wild chase through different countries, helping him to piece together several historic puzzles but also invites trouble in several forms. The story is developed on the idea that Jesus does have a family and many descendants, all of whom survived under the protection of the mysterious Templar Knights and the Founders and are living with the surname ‘Davidson’. It has a lot of information about how they all managed to survive because, history will soon repeat itself and Satan will most certainly try to take control again. This might call for Him to be born on earth again and hence the Christos couple Sarah Davidson Christos, a philanthropic socialite, and Peter Christos, a business tycoon, meet, fall in love and have the honour to be His birth parents. Satan has minions all over the world, especially in The Vatican and spreads fear mainly through one nun called Sister Regina also known as (the super-hot Italian attorney) Regina Vergen ( who she is depends on the dress she wears!) The entire book is about the events leading to His birth and how the evil forces try their best to stop His birth. Do they succeed at it? Read the book to find out. Or at least try to!
          Personally though, Geoff Allen is my idol. He is an extremely successful and stressed out investment banker who could afford to take many days out of his work to tour around the world trying to satisfy his itch and still manage to have a passionate affair with a totally hot attorney, and probably looking ruggedly handsome all the while too. I find it difficult enough to look presentable for a night-out with friends! No wonder the man dies so young. If this is the level of naivety that a successful banker is imagined to have, no wonder the author is so paranoid about every organization in the world.
          But credit must be given to His 20th century parents, who never bat an eyelid to even one part of the humongous load of information thrown at them(so we shouldn’t either I guess!). They must also be obviously super naturally equipped to respond with “Sounds good!”, “ Great, more information!” to almost everything  and to be skipping along cheerfully when their parents are terminally ill or have just given them the stunning piece of information that they are actually descendants of Jesus Christ! So the entire world is conspiring against Him, nothing is as it looks and you are actually fooled into believing that you are working for some greater good when actually you are working hard to satisfy the needs of majorly sex and money deprived Holy priests in the Vatican Church.  Imagine that you wrote a 500 page book borrowing from everything under the sun and somebody asked you to cut it down to 100-odd pages. What would you strike out? Obviously you strike out the emotions from the characters, because who needs to feel connected to the characters when you have so much backstory to catch up to?  The author had taken the time to describe what type of meat the Christos had during Christmas and the type of cutlery they used (excuse the exaggeration), but not about how the mother feels about bearing Him or even having a normal baby? Just writing “Thrilled” doesn’t cut it! I hope the Templars also tell these parents that it is important for a child to be held as much as possible when it is growing up so that Jesus does not have any emotional issues when He is fighting Satan soon.  

WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THE BOOK: It taught me how patient I could be.

WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE ABOUT THE BOOK:  Under developed characters, too much backstory which never really comes together, typos and silly grammatical errors, stale dialogues, the hard to ignore resemblance of a borrowed plot and finally trying too hard to put it all together.

RATING: 2/5

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